February 2012
“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, the man who never reads lives...”
– George R.R. Martin (via vermouths)
Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
“Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I...”
– Neil Gaiman (via visceral-exultation)
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
Interviewer: How old is Hailie right now?
Eminem: She'll be 10 on Christmas.
Interviewer: Can you believe that, man?
Eminem: I don't understand what happened. She was just 4.
Interviewer: She was just a little cute girl, now she's old enough to be able to talk back to dad, isn't she?
Eminem: Yeah, she's also, uh, gettin little secret admirer letters in the mail. From little boys in the neighborhood that think that she's pretty and you know, writin' her and stuff like that, and I'm gonna break their necks.
